• Zooey Deschanel:

    Is that rain?

  • Siri:

    What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Let's get tomato soup delivered!

  • Siri:

    ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

  • Siri:

    Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Remind me to clean up.

  • Siri:

    Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Tomorrow.

  • Siri:

    I'm in hell. This is hell.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

  • Siri:

    I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

  • Siri:

    I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    *dances*

  • Siri:

    Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time pikachu changed his name to Monica?

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time pikachu changed his name to Monica?

deliciousscoop:

I love Sister Act 2 and it soundtrack

Lol i knew this existed somewhere

deliciousscoop:

I love Sister Act 2 and it soundtrack

Lol i knew this existed somewhere

“War isn’t won by sentiment, Director. No, it’s won by soldiers.”

blogwell:

Showers Hide The Tearz.

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gustavole:

#vw #passat 🇩🇪 #gustavolecars (em Grupo Bel)

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